Monday, February 2, 2009

Take Three, February Style

It's a new month, and that means it's time for a new edition of Take Three. Thanks to an outpouring of comments from a few readers last time around, we've got enough categories to keep this series alive.

Best Movie Musicals of the Past 10 Years
1. Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog
2. The Phantom of the Opera
3. South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

Worst Eddie Murphy Movies That I'll Never See
1. Norbit
2. Meet Dave
3. Daddy Day Care

Movies That Need Sequels or Prequels
1. Swordfish (sequel)
2. Tombstone (prequel)
3. Crank (prequel)

Most Obvious Product Placements
1. I, Robot
2. E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial
3. Demolition Man

Best Movies That Have Their Own Theme Park Ride
1. Back To The Future
2. Jurassic Park
3. Toy Story

Funniest Spoof Movies
1. Airplane!
2. Hot Shots
3. Spaceballs

Best Ben Stiller Non-Comedy Movies
1. Keeping the Faith
2. Along Came Polly (more rom-com than comedy)
3. (I've got nothing. I was stretching it for Along Came Polly. Tough category.)

Movies That Should Have Their Own Video Game
1. Dirty Harry: The Game
2. Bruce Almighty: Free Reign
3. Point Break: Bodhi's Back

Video Games That Should Be Movies
1. Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
2. Dead To Rights
3. Assassin's Creed

Best Fight Scene
1. The Protector
2. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
3. Equilibrium

Most Action Per Minute In A Domestic Film
1. The Bourne Identity
2. Wanted
3. Rambo

That'll wrap it up for this month's Take Three. Got an idea for a category you would like to see featured? Throw it down in the comments section, and let's keep this train rolling. Until next time...


Remy Undercarriage said...

Bodhi's Back!

Classic, Ben, Genuinely rich stuff.

"TWO meatball subs!"

kikler duüm said...

I thought ALL Stiller movies were least on his part anyway. Cause RDJ was funny in Tropic. That's basically what I'm getting at...Stiller is only funny by his association with others (i.e. Will Ferrell, Own Wilson, Vince Vaughn) It's the Stiller Comedy Association Theory, or SCAT for short.

Best Fantasy/Sci-Fi Movie Without Using CG Effects

liberty valence said...

Best Western Wednesdays

Worst Western Wednesdays

Movie with most ridiculous character names